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My girl’s pregnancy cravings turned me into a uber eats delivery boy Me at 36 weeks: if I don’t get a McDouble with no pickles & a medium fry with ketchup that has pepper in it I will give birth right the fuck now in front of god & everyone Me at 15 weeks: pregnancy “cravings” are just an excuse to eat whatever you want & not feel guilty These pregnancy cravings got me crazy!The baby said it want vengeance I’m sorry boo, it’s the availability for me🤧🤦🏽‍♀️. Not me craving Icheku (tamarind) by 7am and after hubby finally bought it, I gratefully patted it and went back to sleep. With pregnancy, the more unavailable… the stronger the cravings. *Gets home from the store and immediately stops craving the thing you just stocked up on* Me: “I’ve been craving this a lot lately. Why tf does my pregnancy craving right now have to be mint tums 🥴MINT TUMS. I haven sent #husbae out on any late night craving runs. I used the same logic in naming my boys Slider and Margarita. Rapunzul was named for the greens her mother craved in pregnancy. My pregnancy cravings crazy 😩 The baby wants some of that candy from jimmy neutron My wife: I don’t really get pregnancy cravings. So far my only weird pregnancy cravings are alcohol and being less pregnant.ĭue to an unfortunate pregnancy craving, my husband and children have renamed me. Anecdotal Birthcontrol December 8, 2018 Hubs and I are both allergic to shrimp and shellfish. I have the overwhelming urge to make a beautiful angel hair pasta dish with garlic butter shrimp. Satisfying a pregnancy craving is basically an orgasmic experience. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn November 12, 2013 It was like watching a starving lion tear through a gazelle. Some pregnant women crave fruit or chocolate. Note in breakroom next to Jello set out by pregnant co-worker: Craving everything cherry. Weird pregnancy craving of the day: Chinese food and mashed potatoes. “Pregnancy is beautiful & natural” she typed at 4:30am, craving a Burger King Original Chicken Sandwich so badly she could kill a man.

Keep scrolling for 25 tweets about pregnancy cravings. We’ve rounded up some of the funniest and most relatable examples. Many expectant parents (and their partners) turn to Twitter to share the random foods and bizarre combinations they’ve found themselves suddenly wanting to devour.

Toward the latter end of the spectrum come the pregnancy cravings. Pregnancy involves a whole host of symptoms that can range from serious to borderline comical.